i need a cuddle buddy, must be ok with listening to my music and spending 13 hours in bed together


Let me just say that sirius endured 12 years of Azkaban and 2 years on the run but his home-grimmauld place-that’s what was intolerable for him, and if that doesn’t tell you everything you need to know about his childhood idk what does.


Fake Pockets: A How To


I wish my friends would take random pictures of me when we hang out because I’m an arrogant prick and I want more pictures of myself that aren’t selfies.


spongebob is seriously the most unrealistic show. do they really expect us to believe that someone who works at a fast food restaurant can afford a house

i should apply to cato though because clothes. and goodys. i want to work in a clothing store can you tell

man i went to this bitchin ymca camp today to take my brother to a birthday party and i am so upset i’m too young to work there






there should be a two year period after high school where it is socially expected that kids not work or go to school or do anything but take road trips, read books, meet new people, and take lots of pictures

yeah that’s called a gap year… don’t you have that?

Not in America…


Welcome to America



me: hey accept me into your school

college: whats ur gpa

me: 4.20

college: youre in

it just struck me that a 4.20 is actually a really good gpa and a lot of colleges would probably accept u for it

ive lost so much weight that my shorts are too big :(