postmarq:

College Packing Index Cards:
Use these index cards as a college packing guide — you don’t have to bring everything on the list.


darkmoonfall:

This will never not be funny

darkmoonfall:

This will never not be funny


lil-c0met:

idiot-legs:

do not support your friends who turn out to be rapists.
do not doubt your friends who have been raped.

unfriend the rapists.
protect the abused.

please, please.



our-forelsket:

msrmoony:

Harry Potter au where Harry didn’t lose being a parsletongue and Albus buys a snake as a pet one year because snakes are cool and one day just walks in on Harry and the snake having a deep conversation

Albus is 17 and loses his virginity in his room and forgets the snake talks to his dad and when Harry gets home the snake is all like OH MY GOSH YOU’D NEVER GUESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS WHAT HAPPENED


today at lunch my friend was like “oh yeah, I really love the swimsuit edition of sports illustrated” after I said it was hideous that that edition is acceptable and anaconda wasn’t so I told him “dude im gonna put on a swimsuit and drown you in your pool”


fawun:

if any of you guys ever met me irl you would probably go to the nearest free wifi hotspot and unfollow me straight after


catbountry:

loryisunabletosupinate:

ranger-truth:

Okay, so I finally watched The Lego Movie. It also happens that my AP English teacher is having us read “1984” by George Orwell.

The entire beginning of the lego movie is in direct correlation to 1984, with everybody following a set of instructions enforced into their lives, liking certain things, living with predetermined expressions on their faces, etc. But it gets deeper. During the song in the beginning, when he gets to the construction site, there’s a freakin’ sign that they lift up along the lines of “President Business is watching you”. Also, the main character lives his life catching small phrases that reveal the corruption, only to pass them off as nothing. He lives this way until he meets a girl, who is seems free and powerful but who happens to be jealous and unsure of her life. In the end, they’re both taken into the ‘think-tank’ (aka ministry of love) to be tortured and enslaved to the leader’s ideals.

You have no idea how much this destroyed me.

"everything is awesome" is the anthem for a distopia and children sing it all the time

That’s like the best part tho.


theprettygoodgatsby:

my favorite part of hamlet is at the beginning when they see the ghost of hamlet sr for the first time

and the guards are like “Horatio, you go talk to it! You went to college!”

and Horatio is like “Yeah! I did go to college! I will go talk to the ghost!”

like. where did horatio go to college. did he go to ghost college


thedarkkonoha:

too risky

thedarkkonoha:

too risky